People often ask me, “How did you become so awesome?” Flattered, I take a moment usually to bask in the glow of the adoration of my awesomeness. And then I supply a heartfelt answer explaining to them that it’s a constant work in progress to be awesome. And with hard work, perseverance, and persistence, they too can reach a level of awesomeness. Now it helps to be born with awesome. You see, with a foundation of awesome, you can attain unattainable levels of awesome that those not born with awesome can achieve.


Awesome is like being able to slam dunk a basketball. You see, everyone can shoot a basket and even become a marginally decent basketball player. If you suck at shooting, you can just stand in the way in the key and play defense. But the slam dunk is the pinnacle of the sporting art form of basketball. Being able to dunk gives you a little edge. It’s the competitive advantage that you have in the sport just like the advantage being awesome gives you in your everyday life.


Now remember, being awesome isn’t an easy task, and there are many ways that a person can have their awesomeness revoked. Again, being awesome isn’t something you’re necessarily born with; it's something you are because you choose to be. How do I know this you ask? Because I'm awesome. Now, let's venture into the world of awesome and see just how far off you are. Here are 11 easy steps to boost you into awesomeness:

1. Make a list of the qualities you think are awesome in others. Ask yourself why you think these things are awesome. Is it something you can attain in yourself? If not, is there something more awesome you could do?

2. From your awesome list, pick at least one amazing skill and refine it. Mine is reciting the alphabet backwards while blindfolded and holding a baby.

3. Be optimistic. If you start realizing life is good, then you're that much closer to being awesome. Try thinking of how much worse life could be without being awesome. When I’m sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome.

4. Try to create the awesome things you love. People will know instinctively that someone who creates things is awesome.

5. Listen to awesome music and don't be afraid to rock out to it. And if you do it in public, some might think you're crazy, but there's also the possibility that others will think you're awesome for dancing. For example, anytime Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey comes on, awesome fist pumps are what I do.

6. Get yourself an awesome theme song. This is like what you would listen to before a big game or going out to pick up on the ladies. Listen to the tunes on this blog. They’re good examples of awesome theme songs.

7. Don't be afraid of what other people think. There are six billion people on the planet so there’s no way that you can get along or please everyone. Instead concentrate on being awesome to your friends and family.

8. Get yourself some awesome clothes; awesome to you, not necessarily to the world. An awesome person makes his outfit awesome and not the other way around.

9. If you aren't the best looking guy out there, develop your sense of humor. People love jokes, especially coming from an ugly dude. Brightens up everyone's day.

10. Get yourself a catch phrase. Awesome people always say awesome stuff. Think about it. "Did I do that..?!" How awesome was Urkel?!

11. Tell everyone that you’re totally awesome. Confidence is crucial to being awesome, so always believe in yourself, even if you aren't.


Follow these steps as if they were gospel. It’s like the Gospel of Awesome and I’m your prophet. While being born awesome is helpful, remember that being awesome is a choice. Maybe you’re worried that this is the old awesome. This isn’t the Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure type of awesome. Now that was a good awesome though. Also, it’s not the cool guy pretentious jerk wad version of awesome. This is a highly evolved version of awesome. Awesome has staying power like Rolling Stones but not like Aerosmith. Look at Mick Jagger; he’s pretty awesome for an old dude. Steven Tyler isn’t awesome.


Like I said above, there are things which you shouldn’t do that will rot the awesome right out of you or impede you on the journey to awesome. For instance, if you’re complaining or whining, just remember, you could be being awesome instead. I’m not sure why but it seems that a ton of people are becoming very negative. They whine on TV, they whine on Talk Radio, they whine on blogs and on Facebook, and they whine to others. This isn’t constructive or positive. Therefore it’s not awesome. If you catch yourself in one of those downward spirals of complaining or whining, stop and think about the fact this way of thinking and behavior is keeping you from being awesome. Being awesome is that easy.